1. Go to Wikipedia and hit Random. The title of the first article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to quotationspage.com and hit Random. The last four or five words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to flickr.com and click "explore the last seven days." [As of this writing, this may take a little digging, but it's worth it.] Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use Photoshop [or GIMP!] to put it all together.
5. Post it with this text in the "caption" [Propagate. Or not.]