Rob Abrazado (flatvurm) wrote,
Rob Abrazado
flatvurm

If I wrote headlines...

...it would go something more like "Man Assaults Cyclists with Car; Gets Ten Years in Jail for Being a Dick."

My favorite quote, emphasis mine: "According to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, traffic crashes killed 716 cyclists last year and injured 52,000 people riding bikes, trikes and unicycles."

I have rarely seen a person out and about on a unicycle. I have never seen a unicycle involved in a traffic crash. But I kinda want to.
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