In other news, fire's hot as fuck. (Hattip chorder.)
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Today's best spam subject line: "You can be ugly and stupid as long as your shaft is big."
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Today's reminder that we're living in the future: It's easy to forget sometimes, but right now, at this very moment, we have a couple of robots still roaming the surface of another planet. We sent them there five years ago. Let's say you just got a diploma after spending four or five years in college. That means that the entire time you were taking classes, we have also had robots exploring the surface of Mars. I mean, come on, guys. Maybe we don't have flying cars yet or anything, but we've got something.